Time to invest in some very chic gear from your favourite weblog.
The items you see on this page have all been manufactured with care, quality and the noblest of fund-raising intentions in "sweatless" sweatshops, staffed by teenagers from well-to-do families in the swank boarding schools of London, the Hamptons and Biarritz. Don't let their labours go to waste! Spend now!
Warning: these items are popular. You must act quickly, like our #1 customer, speed shopper Nick Haddock of Barter-on-Credit, England, seen below in his supermarket rocket cart, who's never met a deal he didn't swallow alive.
